Sanctuary

I found something a little odd in the men's bathroom at work today. Something that I never thought I would see, and something that had me thinking all day.

What was it you ask?

A GLAMOUR magazine.

There are precious few reasons that I can think of that a GLAMOUR magazine would be in a men's bathroom:

1. For the articles.
- This doesn't fly with Playboy, why should it work with GLAMOUR

2. A gay man is looking at the new spring line from BCBG.
- I don't think anyone at my place of employment is gay.

3. It was the only thing that was available to read, while spending a good deal of time on the pooper.
- There are countless magazines in the lunchroom.

4. The gross reason that everyone thought of first.
- I think this is the most likely, and I think I am going to use the other bathroom for awhile.